A GUIDE TO VOODOO-PERFORMANCE
Watch out! You might get what you´re after. Watch your Step! There might be holes on the stage. abysses of jealousy and perfidy. the floor we are walking on is a fragile surface. It´s the seperator between good and bad, top or flop, in and out, dead or alive. Most white-middle-class-girls and boys don´t realize: bild, deaf and tomb concerning the dark side of performance, they´re maybe in the performance-zone- but never able to see the real performance. It´s Voodoo-time, baby! But not being aware of holes does not protect you from stepping into them- and that´s bad bad bad. another weak and pale performance-zombie. to show your performative strength, your PERFORMANCE POWER: first look intensly at the floor. Concentrate. Watch. AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! Repeat this--- AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! Now your eyes are open. you see one to five holes on stage. Some people in the audience are responsible for them. there are evil spirits. They wait for you to step into a hole- but you don´t. you see it, you are cat-eyed- - - you walk towards the hole - fleet-foaded, clever and with pleasure you avoid the trap - - - one after the other – each time you outwit your grudger, you donate a big SMILE to him/her. A BIG BIG BIG SMILE. You got the power. You are the performer. AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! Like a crocodile in the sun you show your teeth. Your smile is a bite. Your smile is a slap right-in-the-face. You are AME ZANGBêTô! You call the spirits of the suffragettes who invented performance art, you are the sister of marina abramovic, you are an african vampirette, you are yoko onos brother. You are AME ZANGBêTô! Cursed and proud, stinky and loud! Tit-prints are part of art, your tits are art, your ass is art: prost! You already reached the next level, you are a top-drawer: COU-COU BANBA, you got your sacrifices prepared, COU COU BANBA, the rhythm starts. The beat is happening – right inside of me. COU COU BANBA. You need fellowship? You feel the energy emerging – you HAVE company! Uuuups- a hole again. SMILE. BIG SMILE. BIG BIG SMILE. Crocodile Dundee. YIP! You make a little jig. And another one. Just for the show. Just for you and me and everybody we know and we will never meet again. Just for this special moment which is already history. BAéROUé is now with you. The power of love, the power of destruction, it´s a blink, the heartbeat of a butterfly- it´s a bring-in, not a take-away. BAéROUé ASSIEOUSSIRE. You are vegetarian and asked the cameraman for help and he brought the chicken-bones from last night´s family dinner. You have your props prepared. You share your intoxicants with the audience. You are the master of ceremonies. You share the ticket to eye of the hurricane. Wodka is the lubricant. The audience becomes plushed- the rhythm becomes trance. The chicks start to dance themselves to death. Your edges begin to blurr. BAéROUé! BAéROUé! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! AME ZANGBêTô! Anat is jerking, faustine is frothing, melissa is the house and alex is on the roof, merché is cross-eyed. WE FORGOT THE EGGS! WHERE ARE THE EGGS? WE HAD TO CRUSH THE EGGS ON OUR FOREHEADS. We take the eggs out of the hole- we mash them on our heads, the yolk tastes sweet. The necklace of chicken-bones dangles around our necks. We fetch the capes and are ready for the grande FINALE: COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI COMIEN GOUGNON AYI
Dienstag, 9. November 2010
VOODOO CHANEL IS POST POST COLONIAL
VOODOO CHANEL TAKES AWAY THE FALSE PROMISE OF EQUALITY AND HUMANISM
THE VALUESYSTEM IS A LADDER TO POWER
BRANDS AND CONSUMERISM ARE STEPS ON THIS LADDER TO STEP UP TO A MORE POWERFUL POSITION
VOODOO CHANEL IS THIS LADDER
MODIFYING THE ACTUAL BRAND AND CHANGING THE BRAND CONTENT MAKES THIS LADDER LEAD TO A DIFFERENT DESTINATION
TO A DIFFERENT PLATEU THEN WHAT CHANEL HAS TO OFFER,
IT`S CHANGING THE MOUNTAIN YOU ARE CLIMBING UP
THE POWER OF THE BRAND IS SUVBVERSIVE BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY CHANGING THE VISION OF WHAT THE TOP IS - AND WHERE THE GOAL IS.
VOODOO CHANEL IS OPTIMIZING THE ORIGINAL BRAND BY CLIMBING THE SOCIAL UPGRADE WITH SELF-MADE STRATEGIES
VOODOO CHANEL ADAPTS FASTER THE HIPSTER STREET STYLES
VOODOO CHANEL : 180 % EMANCIPATION
VOODOO CHANEL IS FREEING YOU FINANCIALLY FROM THEIR PRICING SYSTEM
THE QUALITY IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
VOODOO CHANEL IS STEALING MARKET POWER THAT HAS BURNED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO CREATE
VOODOO CHANEL SMELLS OF ANARCHY
VOODOO CHANEL IS THE NEW STRATEGY OF SELF REPRESENTATION NOT BY A GIVEN BRAND; IT IS THE SYMBOLIC GESTURE OF RECLAIMING POWER
VOODOO CHANEL IS THERE FOR YOU IN TIMES OF ECONOMIC DEPRIVATION TO SOCIALLY AND POLTICALLY STEP UP.
VOODOO CHANEL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN CONNECTION WITH THEIR OWN FATE
VOODOOC CHANEL SHOWS YOU THAT JUST PAYING FOR A BRAND AND WEARING IT LOOKS LIKE A SOCIAL FAILURE YOU´RE COVERING UP.
VOODOO CHANEL TAKING THE GLAM OF A BRAND AND THE MARKET POWER THAT ALREADY EXISTS AROUND IT ADDING THE PERSONAL AND SUBERSIVE ENERGY CONNECTED MORE TO THE ACTUAL PRODUCERS OF THE PRODUCT .
VOODOO CHANEL IS STEALING CHANEL FROM THE CORPORATE OFFICES IN PARIS, LONDON, NEW YORK.
VOODOO CHANEL - INTELLIGENT PEOPLE CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT BUYING VOODOO CHANEL : YOU´RE NOT PART OF WHAT IS MAKING THE WORLD THE SAME EVERYWHERE
VOODOO CHANEL DID A BIG FAVOUR TO CHANEL BY ADDING LIFE TO THE DUSTY FLAVOUR OF DECADENCE.
VOODOO CHANEL IS NOT A COUNTERFIT, IT´S BENEFIT
VOODOO CHANEL DISCREDITS OTHER WAYS OF STEPPING UP THE LADDER OF IMPORTANCE AND POWER BY PAYING LOW PRiCES FOR THE COUNTERFIT MADE-IN-CHINA-LUIS-VUITTON-HERMÉ-BAGS, BECAUSE BY THIS YOU ARE SUPPORTING THE SYSTEM OF KEEPING THE POOR POOR AND THE RICH RICH.
VOODOO CHANEL IS A COLLECTIVE WORK, THE SHIPPING IS A JPEG.
FROM INTERNET CAFE TO OFFICES TO INTERNET CAFES, PEOPLE ARE JOINING THE GROWING NETWORK
VOODOO CHANEL SAYS: UPGRADE YOURSELF TO FIRST CLASS AND DONT FORGET THE MAGIC POWDER.