GUIDE TO TITTENTSUNAMI by dolce after ghana

another psycho-hack: MAYDAY-PAYDAY als teil der performance THE END OF FEMINISM - AS WE KNEW IT by DOLCE AFTER GHANA

UND HIER EIN WEITERER PSYCHO-HACK --- der text entstand zusammen mit djana covic, johannes maile und mir für die wiener EURO-MAYDAY am 1.5.2012 // im rahmen der intervention wurde der text als mundgeküßte flugblatt-aktion in der stadt verteilt -- tittitainment rulezzzz! Dolce After Ghana says: WAS MAYDAY? It´s PAYDAY PAYDAY!! It´s not Hisbollah, it´s Herbollah: Waffen strecken, Brüste recken! Mit Titten Banken knacken. Sparen heisst herrschen! Was die loser-hedgefonds-heuschrecken können, können wir schön lange! We do the Voodoo that you do: rückwärts mit Titten raus, auf a thousand Plateaus! Sorry, leider geiler: Kunst als Geldfressmaschine zum Bleistift. Why not- was soll der Geiz. Stop being abused by the "system". Start to use "system". Be a parasite. Kapitalismus, die alte Zecke is a vampire: es saugt aus & gibt gifts und damaged gods. The brutal beauty of the real. Killing with kindness. Killing me softly. The killer in me is the killer in you. Don´t let the money think. Let´s get physical. Tittical. Contitti & Content is possible! Stop falling into victimology. Fight gravity. Fighting with tears, macht die Augen diffus, genauso wie die "Wirklichkeit". Dabei kannst du manchmal nicht vermeiden bei einem roundhousekick mit allem, was du hast- dich selber auch zu treffen. Leider geil. Wo Titte schön ist "die" Jelinek, wenn Mann sie braucht? Übe die Kunst des Nachtretens, und auch die Kunst des Aushaltens, des Kommenlassens: Mental Wing-Tsun, use the force, don´t force it. Maybe you don´t remember: Oh shit. Letz kotz together. Here Jugo: einer, keiner, dreihunderttausend. Egal, wir sind die 99% und wir wollen alles! It´s the time of the DRAGon: und der Drache spuckt Feuer. By the way: Mindestlohn her, du Arschloch! We are all super heroines. Without superpowers. Egal. We fly without a carpet. We are mental mexican and maybe inner maori, too! Stop being a fashion victim. Become a fashion offender. Am Arsch - nur der Anus ist und bleibt demokratisch, wer hier ist, ist von hier und furchtlos wirds golden. Find your inner Kuscheltier. Saving privat softness. Parolen müssen so kurz sein, dass sie in eine hohle Hand passen: semiotische Mollis & raise TITTENSTUNAMI, not costs! We are lovers, not fighters. Blow up is better than bad paid blow job. High five in the dark. DOLCE AFTER GHANA says It´s The End Of Feminism (as we knew it). It´s the end of capitalism as we knew it. Let it be the end of spezisism, too! Exorcise, don´t exercise this shit. Riot, don´t diet. Wach auf, feel the alrightyness of the TIttans! The tits are all right. The tits are for you, for me, for everybody, the tits are for free. The tits are po-po-litical: Cicciolina style! Femen! Free pussy riot! Why not! Für das Bastartisieren aller Verhältnisse! Tittentsunami statt nächster Welle! Right now - over here! If the tits are united - it´s Tittenpower, big time. Dolce After Ghana auf facebook: "the end of feminism (as we knew it)

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THE END OF FEMINISM - as we knew it!!

DOLCE AFTER GHANA presents

THE END OF FEMINISM (as we knew it)

ACTION THINKING/ WRESTLING/ TITTITAINMENT/ KNOCK OUTS

The Theory & Wrestling - Performance THE END OF FEMINISM (as we knew it) by DOLCE AFTER GHANA is a mutal mutated pronunciamento for reciprocal stimulation and inspiration to rub and dub politics, entertainment, tits and theory. along the social fights we ask the same old feminist question again - first wave feminism, second wave, third wave: TITTITSUMANI!! We know: it´s THE END OF FEMINISM (as we knew it) - so we ride the wave and feed the horny pony! Vorsicht! Tittitainment rules! Sorry: leider geil!

We will deconstruct a wrestling show: WE ARE LOVERS NOT FIGHTERS!! No theory without practice! Exorcise, don´t exercise!

Create your own character, copy your tits and join!!

We know that you do the voodoo that we do: it´s TRANCEFORMATION TIME!! we are kissed by the bitchy muse and we kiss back! Free your idenTITTY!!

SHOWDOWN: 5th of may at DONAUFESTIVAL / KREMS

KICK-OFF / QUALIFIKATION / TRAINING / APPLICATION: 21st of april at WUK/Vienna

Definitly in da crowd: HEIDI HITLER, MISS TERRITORIAL PISS, MISS DRAGON FIST, der HALLO - WERNER - CLAN, BEATRIZZ DEPRECIADO, MARTINA ABRAMOBITCH, JUTIT BUTTLER and many many others...!!!!!!!

THE COMBAT ZONE IS ALREADY ADVANCED!

Waffen strecken: Brüste recken: Hardcore-Hirni vs Wonder-Vagina!

Pain is just a french word for bread! rules and bones: we break it all! yeah!

this will be THE END OF FEMINISM - as we knew it.

produced by DOLCE AFTER GHANA coproduction: donaufestival / krems //// WUK / vienna